“

Let’s think about this rationally.

Fire, brimstone, and eternal agony - that’s what’s meant to be in Hell.

God runs the entire universe, except one place, which is run by the Devil.

The Devil is his biggest enemy, and they don’t get along.

If you act bad, you go to hell.

You’ve lied, you’ve stolen, you’ve been a prick your entire life…

Why would the Devil punish you? You’re one of his boys, he’s going to fuckin’ dig you!

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— Jim Jefferies - Australian comedian 

12:36 am  •  29 October 2011  •  74 notes