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Religious people will forgive god for fuckin’ anything.

In their minds, God does good things - rainbows, children’s laughter, shit like that.

But when he does bad things like hurricanes, AIDS, cancer, child molestation, then they go “well, God works in mysterious ways”

What type of an excuse is that?

What is mysterious about acting like a fuckin’ asshole?

That’s the least mysterious activity since the dawn of time.

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— Jim Jefferies - Australian comedian 

12:27 am  •  29 October 2011  •  230 notes